Friday, November 14, 2008

Far up! Far out! Far more! James Bond 007 is back!

In celebration of today's much-anticipated (by me, at least) debut of the new Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, I'm throwing my two cents in for the James Blog-a-thon at Lazy Eye Theatre (which I found out about via Electronic Cerebrectomy).

This is a reposting of an entry from August 13, 2004 (which is why there is no mention of Daniel Craig or the new Casino Royale). It's my defense of perhaps the most-maligned entry in the Bond series, On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Enjoy!




That is the most awesome movie poster this side of RoboCop.


Not only do I disagree with the apparent majority opinion that OHMSS is the worst James Bond film, I actually think it's one of the best -- top three, at least. (And how anyone can think this is the worst when A View to a Kill exists is beyond me.) If Sean Connery had stuck around to star in it, I think everyone would agree it was the very best.

Let's get this out of the way right off the bat: George Lazenby is no Sean Connery. I know that. He's not my favorite actor, either. In fact, he's almost certainly the worst actor of the five to have played Bond in the series (the "official" series; I'm not counting the Bond spoof Casino Royale). I personally liked Roger Moore less in the role than Lazenby, but judging purely on acting skills, Moore was better. Lazenby was a novice actor in a high profile gig taking over from an incredibly popular predecessor, under a great deal of pressure to fill an iconic role. He couldn't possibly meet such expectations, even from those who bothered to give him a chance. That said, Lazenby wasn't terrible. He actually wasn't half bad -- certainly not as bad as some people want to believe he was. He definitely had the look, and, though wooden at times, he musters enough charm and competence to get by.

The Bond girl, on the other hand, was excellent. Diana Rigg had already made her name on The Avengers, and she's great in this film, playing a similarly strong, smart, dangerous, beautiful woman. Who eventually caves to Bond's seduction, sure, but what kind of a Bond film would it be without that? The fact that Bond actually gets married to her sets a milestone in Bond's character development, and the development of the series as a whole. No other Bond film has had such an emotional core to it.

Blofeld is the ultimate Bond villain, and he exacts the ultimate vengeance against Bond -- by killing his wife, Blofeld takes away the only thing Bond has ever loved. James Bond, for all the women he's gone through, has never cared for any of them. He's at heart a cruel and selfish man. The fact that he allows himself to fall in love in this film marks a real change in the character, which makes her death all the more powerful. And Telly Savalas is great as Blofeld.

The film's snow chase is also one of the most spectacular stunt scenes in any Bond film -- which makes it one of the best stunt scenes ever filmed. Ah, for a return to the days when actual people performed stunts, rather than computerized images!

The film has its faults: Blofeld's evil plan is kind of dopey, but then, so are the plans of most of the Bond villains. And Lazenby's looking at the camera at the beginning of the film and muttering a complaint about "the other guy" (meaning Connery) was a jarring, awkward, integrity-breaking way to get things started. But the film makes up for it in so many ways, from the scenery and music (yes, even the music is great) on up. If you like the Bond films, but have always had something against this one, I say give it another chance -- this time, without thinking every other second, "Connery was better". Of course he was. But thinking like that keeps you from enjoying a great film.

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

50 Best Horror Films

Inspired by Johnny Bacardi (and also because lists are easy and fun and tend to generate a lot of comments), I'm going to take a stab (HA!) at the 50 Best Horror Films list that's been going around.

Let me say right off the bat: I think the list, which comes from a Metro.co.uk poll, is questionable. Saw, the fifth best horror film ever? Kindly remove your heads from your asses, good sirs and madames of Metro.co.uk.

But as many omissions and odd rankings as there are on this list, there are also a lot of good choices. I love horror, and I love lists, and I love bolding the items I have seen/heard/read/consumed on any given list, so here we go!

1.The Exorcist. William Friedkin (1973)
2.The Shining. Stanley Kubrick (1980)
3.Alien. Ridley Scott (1979)
4.The Silence of the Lambs. Jonathan Demme (1991)
5.Saw. James Wan (2004)
6.Halloween. John Carpenter (1978)
7.A Nightmare on Elm Street. Wes Craven (1984)
8.Ring (Ringu). Hideo Nakata (1998)

As Johnny B. did, I have to insert the caveat that I've only seen the American version. He didn't count it, but I am! Close enough, says I! Ha! Take that, purists!
9.The Wicker Man. Robin Hardy (1973)
10.The Omen. Richard Donner (1976)
11.The Birds. Alfred Hitchcock (1963)
12.The Thing. John Carpenter (1982)
13.Lost Boys. Joel Schumacher (1987)
14.Dawn of the Dead. George A Romero (1978)
15.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Tobe Hooper (1974)
16.Jaws. Steven Spielberg (1975)
17.The Blair Witch Project. Daniel Myrick & Eduardo Sanchez (1999)
18.An American Werewolf in London. John Landis (1981)
19.Se7en. David Fincher (1995)
20.Poltergeist. Tobe Hooper (1982)

21.The Amityville Horror. Stuart Rosenberg (1979)
Wow, all the way to 21 before we get to a film I haven't seen! And it's a surprising one -- to me, at least. I was going to bold it before I actually stopped and thought about it. Somehow, I never have seen this one. Weird. I will, though, I will: late '70s - early '80s is my favorite era of horror films.
22.Candyman. Bernard Rose (1992)
23.Scream. Wes Craven (1996)
24.Carrie. Brian De Palma (1976)
25.Friday the 13th. Sean S Cunningham (1980)
26.Final Destination. James Wong (2000)
27.The Evil Dead. Sam Raimi (1981)
28.Hellraiser. Clive Barker (1987)
29.Hostel. Eli Roth (2005)

30.Salem's Lot. Mikael Salomon (2004)
Oops. I was counting this one at first, thinking it was the 1979 Tobe Hooper version. But no, it's the recent Rob Lowe version. Dang!
31.The Descent. Neil Marshall (2005)
32.The Hills Have Eyes. Wes Craven (1977)

33.Wolf Creek. Greg McLean (2005)
I started watching this one on cable a while ago, and got bored and changed channels. I guess all the good stuff takes a while to get to.
34.Misery. Rob Reiner (1991)
35.Rosemary's Baby. Roman Polanski (1968)
36.Child's Play. Tom Holland (1989)

37.The Orphanage. Juan Antonio Bayona (2008)
I've heard of this film recently, and that it's supposed to be scary as hell. It's going on Netflix!
38.The Entity. Sidney J Furie (1981)
I almost forgot I had seen this movie. This is the one where Barbara Hershey gets felt up by a ghost, right?
39.Nosferatu. FW Murnau (1922)
40.Night of the Living Dead. George A. Romero (1968)
41.House on Haunted Hill. William Malone (2000)

42.The Haunting. Robert Wise (1963)
I watched part of it on Turner Classic Movies the week of Halloween. Still haven't seen all of it, but I liked what I did see.
43.It. Tommy Lee Wallace (1990)
Great book, but that mini-series looked cheesy as hell. Was it actually any good?
44.Audition. Takashi Miike (1999)
Amazingly, still haven't seen it! Must correct that.
45.The Changeling. Peter Medak (1980)
46.The Mist. Frank Darabont (2008)
And wow, that's five in a row I haven't seen. I'm a little surprised and disappointed in myself.
47.Suspiria. Dario Argento (1977)
48.The Vanishing. George Sluizer (1993)
I know that I have to see this one. Just haven't gotten to it yet.
49.Shutter. Masayuki Ochiai (2008)
Never even heard of this one. And it stars Joshua Jackson? Wait, are they fucking with me? They're fucking with me. This can't actually be any good, can it?
50.Planet Terror. Robert Rodriguez (2007)

So that's 39 I've seen on this list. (Okay, 38 if you want to disqualify the Ring remake.) Not bad!

So what's missing that should be on here? Johnny B. suggested Bride of Frankenstein, which is a big yes. How about any of the classic Universal horror pictures? And why The Birds but not Psycho? I might throw in a couple more zombie flicks, like 28 Days Later or Shaun of the Dead. Oh, and I'd swap Evil Dead with Evil Dead 2. What else? Maybe Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer? Last House on the Left? Re-Animator? And where the hell is Cronenberg's The Fly? Or Peter Jackson's Dead Alive?

Anything else I'm missing? Or do you just want to brag that you've seen more than I have? Comment away!

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Awesome Movies A to Z: The Answers

Thanks to those of you who took a shot at yesterday's quiz. I'm declaring Gordon the winner, as he was the first to respond and came up with 14 correct answers. Congratulations! You win a sense of accomplishment. Richard Marcej got 15, but he responded after Gordon and duplicated (not intentionally, I'm sure) many of his answers, so very nice runner-up effort there.

Below are the letters with the movies they correspond to. Click on the letters to see the full movie posters from which I copied them (and sometimes primitively edited them to disguise their origin). Since no one guessed L or S, you'll just have to click on those letters to see the answers for yourselves (and probably also see why nobody guessed them, due to my sub-par primitive disguising).

Thanks for playing along! I've got a similar comic book logo quiz planned for next week, so don't miss it.


Apocalypse Now


Blazing Saddles


Chinatown


Deliverance


The Exorcist


Fast Times at Ridgemont High


Ghostbusters


Halloween


The Incredibles


Jaws


Kill Bill




McCabe & Mrs. Miller


No Country for Old Men


O Brother, Where Art Thou?


The Philadelphia Story


The Quiet Man


RoboCop




Taxi Driver


Unforgiven


Vertigo


The Wild Bunch


The X Files: Fight the Future


Young Frankenstein


Zelig

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[Insert Jeopardy! Countdown Theme here]

There's still time to play yesterday's A-Z movie poster quiz. Five Four letters have yet to be guessed, and they're toughies (and frankly, I may have altered L and S too much in my attempt to disguise them):

D
I
L
S
W

Answers will be posted later today. Play while you can!

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Awesome Movies A to Z: The Quiz

Tagged by Electronic Cerebrectomy, I now give you the Alphabet Meme.

1. Pick one film to represent each letter of the alphabet.

2. The letter "A" and the word "The" do not count as the beginning of a film's title.

3. EDIT: Rule 3 is a bunch of rambling about Star Wars and Lord of the Rings with which I won't waste your time.

4. Films that start with a number are filed under the first letter of said number.

5. EDIT: Rule 5 is essentially a long-winded request for a link back to meme-originator Blog Cabins.

6. If you're selected, you have to then select 5 more people.
Really, I could've skipped everything after Rule 1, and we all would've been the better for it. Oh well.

Since I already have a history of Abecedarian Fun (as linked on my trusty sidebar!), I'm renaming the meme to match those other posts: Awesome Movies A to Z. It's my blog, so there.

And: I'm going to make a game out of it! For the movies A-Z, I'm going to give you the initial letter as it appeared on the original movie poster. You guess which movies go with which letters. Whoever guesses the most gets, I don't know, a million dollars. Or nothing. Or something in between. Like a ham sandwich. Probably nothing.

Here we go!




























As for the five people I tag to do the meme next: hell, just do it if you want.

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