You Know What I Like?
Whenever I post a review as negative as that last one, I always feel like I should make up for it by posting something positive. So allow me to present:
Tom the Dog's Abecedarian List of Things I Like.
Or if you prefer:
Frickin' Awesome Stuff from A to Z.
Apricot Ale.
Bullwinkle J. Moose.

Cookie Monster.
Dodgers baseball. (When it's good. So, like, circa 1988.)
Evil Dead.

Flying Monkeys.
GrimJack.
Hot Shots Golf 3.
IFC.
Jacks to Open, Trips to Win.
Kill Bill.

Linney, Laura.

Man with No Name, The.
NewsRadio.
Overcompensating.

Puppies! (What? I'm only human.)
Quiet Man, The.
Regan, Brian.
Scrubs.
Twain, Mark.

Underdog.
Velvet Marauder, The.
Who's Next.
XTC.

Yoda. (Pre-CGI.)
Zevon, Warren.
This seems like a meme. Did I steal it from somewhere? If not, please feel free to make it a meme, in honor of how much I rock your faces.