Not a real post, just a little something to let you know I'm still here. Hopefully something new soon.
I did want to share one thing with you, which I only recently learned myself via Sean Collins. It's possibly the only good reason to visit Ain't It Cool News: the hilariously overenthusiastic and underinformed reviews by "Neill Cumpston" are actually written by Patton Oswalt. I did not know that!
His latest review is of Cloverfield, or, as "Neill" calls it, Cloverfield Monster Goes Apeshit. Sample:
The movie starts off really shitty though, with all this stuff about a young couple that's in love, and she's hot and he's hot and I'm all like, "Who's filming the Ambercrombie and Fitch catalogue?"Hell, I don't know about you, but I'm sold!
But then it's like the movie heard you calling it a pussy so it puts on its dick-stomping boots and then surprises your dick with a punch from a fist wearing a cock-punch glove.