aka GOLD, FRANKINCENSE, AND MYRRH-DER

Alternate titles for my impending Jesus murder rampage movie:

THE BODY COUNT AND BLOOD LUST OF CHRIST

THE SECOND CARVING

LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST MACHETE

CHRIST THE SLAYER

DO UNTO OTHERS... WITH A CHAINSAW

PRINCE OF PIECES

JESUS OF NAZA-DEATH

VIVISECTED ARE THE MEEK

O COME LET US ABHOR HIM

SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (already taken)

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO STAB-YOU

JESUS IS TOTALLY GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE

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Off to Colorado early tomorrow morning for Christmas. I'll be back in Austin for New Year's Eve. I've kind of dropped the ball on making my year-end top ten lists for TV and movies. Maybe I'll get to it in early '08. Anyhoo, Merry Christmas, if you're into the whole baby Jesus thing, and Happy New Year!