TV: Loser With The Remote

On Wednesday's The Daily Show, during Rob Corddry's segment, a list of programs the Republicans are trying to cut the budget for runs by the screen, slowly at first, but then so fast they're impossible to read. Using my trusty TiVo, I rewound the program and played it again at slow speed. Here's what I discovered:

School Dropout Prevention Program

Small Rural School Achievement

Adult Education -- Basic Grants To States

Loser With The Remote

Stop Pausing Your Tivo

This Is a Fake News Program

We Don't Check Our Facts

Read A Newspaper

Or Can't You Read

Preschool Grants For Children With Disabilities

Burn!

Later down the list comes a string of Olsen twins movies, including You're Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley's Camping Party and Passport To Paris. That's my favorite!