Okay, enough of that.

Boy, what a great big sore winner jerk I am! No more of that from me, okay? Hooray for Obama. Now: moving on.

No more political stuff here for a while, I promise. Maybe I'll talk about comics or TV or fluffy bunnies tomorrow.

Halle-fuckin-lujah

Apparently Twitter finally crashed, but not before I could share with the many following along with me the triumphant news that Barack Obama had become President Elect of the United States by a landslide victory.

I've been close to tears for almost two hours now. This is an incredible, unbelievable leap forward for our nation. Our horrific nightmare of the past eight years is over. Logic, morality, and sanity have finally won out. We will once again have a good, smart person as our leader -- which is the least we should expect as a nation, yet sadly has become for the most part a liability rather than an asset this past decade.

I almost want to feel sorry for McCain and his crushing loss. He made a wonderful concession speech, in which he said many kind things about Obama, the Democrats, and working as a united front to solve this nation's problems. But fuck him. Fuck him and damn him to hell. McCain has worked unswervingly to destroy America and its Constitution over the past eight years. He is a prisoner of war and subject of torture who voted to sanction torture by his own government. He is a disgraceful, pandering tool. Fuck him, and good riddance, and thrice that to that fucking moron Sarah Palin.

I am not graceful in victory, as Dubya and his ilk were never graceful in victory. The good guys won, and the bad guys lost, and they deserved to lose, and I hate them. Tomorrow, we can work to right this country's wrongs, to heal our political divides. Tonight: fuck you, enemies of freedom. You lose, and you will never again be allowed to wreak such devastation on our great nation.

The Future of Law Enforcement, and Magic

Obviously I was just kidding in that last post. Here is the actual ticket I'm supporting:

Vote Early, Vote Well

Look, I never get political on this site.

HA! I totally get political all the time. Look at my Bush Countdown Timer on the sidebar. Look at this statement: George W. Bush is unquestionably the worst thing to happen to the United States since the Civil War. He's the Great Depression and Vietnam combined.

And look at this endorsement:


VOTE OBAMA
A lot of sites will tell you: it doesn't matter who you vote for, just vote! I say: horseshit. If you vote for McCain, you are voting for the continuing destruction of this country, its freedoms, and everything that has ever made America great. If you vote for McCain, you are wrong, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Not that that means I don't want to be your friend anymore. It just means: don't fucking talk to me on Tuesday.

Obama-McCain 2: Electric Boogaloo

Here's tonight's debate drinking game, which is much simpler than the Palin Bingo drinking game:

Drink every time that crazy old bastard McCain makes you want to. You win when you can't hear his lies anymore.

$5 buy-in, $20 payout

The winning card in last night's game of Palin Bingo:


I did not win.

Say what you will about what a train wreck freak show mockery Palin's selection has made of the whole process, I had eight people over last night for a debate party, and I have never seen, nor do I expect ever again to see, that many people genuinely interested in a Vice Presidential debate. Way to go, Hockey Mom Pit Bull!