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I just wrote a great big, in-depth, well-reasoned (for me, anyway) post about my dissatisfaction with the movie Duets, which I rented last night, but then my computer crashed before I could save it. Now, instead of trying to recreate that post, I'll go with this small, shallow, completely free of insightful criticism (but completely true) post that's sure to offend those few of you who have seen and enjoyed the movie:
posted by Tom the Dog @ 11:49 AM
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"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music."
"I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"
"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
--George Carlin
