Emergency Object of My Affection Post

So today I'm reading Logan's House of the Ded blog, as I am wont to do. And in reference to the DVD release of Hearts Afire, I see that Logan has made the following comment, and I quote:

Markie Post sucks.

Markie Post sucks? Markie Post sucks???

This Markie Post??



MY MARKIE POST???



SON OF A --

MOTHER --

I OUGHT TO --

Okay, okay, calm down, Tom, calm down. Maybe Logan didn't mean it. Maybe he was hit in the head with a crowbar and has suffered severe brain damage, which is about the only possible reason in the world I can imagine anyone ever saying anything as blasphemous as "MARKIE POST SUCKS"!!

GRRRRRR!! I need another shot of Markie to restore my calm.



That's better.

I tell you what, Logan. I'm feeling in a generous mood. I will let you live. If -- and only if -- the glory that is Markie Post concurs. Markie? What say you?




Sorry, dude. I tried.

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In light of recent events concerning Danish cartoons, I feel I must say: please, nobody actually kill Logan. Thank you.