As if she weren't having a hard enough day already
Paris Hilton was in jail, then she was released from jail, and now she's back in jail. I find I have one more mean thing to say to her.
In or out??
That's not the mean part. This is the mean part:
Which, coincidentally, is the exact same thing she says to every guy she meets.
I actually feel a little bad about that one. I think no more Paris jokes for a while. You're welcome.