What a country!

Right now, tonight, at this very moment, both people in that picture are in jail.

You can't tell me America isn't getting back on track!

(Thank you to Zombie Tom for volunteering his mug to cover Paris's shame. Maybe someday soon, he'll get back to blogging.)

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EDIT, 6/7/07: And already this post is no longer true. As Sleestak points out in the comments, Paris was released at 2 A.M. this morning for undisclosed "medical reasons." She is now under house arrest in her 2,700 square foot Hollywood Hills home. And just that quickly, America goes back in the crapper.