Wednesday, June 06, 2007

What a country!

Zombie Tom is embarrassed by public nudity. Public brain eating is cool, though.

Right now, tonight, at this very moment, both people in that picture are in jail.

You can't tell me America isn't getting back on track!

(Thank you to Zombie Tom for volunteering his mug to cover Paris's shame. Maybe someday soon, he'll get back to blogging.)

Joe Francis is a Piece of Crap

EDIT, 6/7/07: And already this post is no longer true. As Sleestak points out in the comments, Paris was released at 2 A.M. this morning for undisclosed "medical reasons." She is now under house arrest in her 2,700 square foot Hollywood Hills home. And just that quickly, America goes back in the crapper.

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