FINE LITERATURE: "Paper Girl"
My buddy Matt has a new short story published at FailBetter.com, called "Paper Girl." I don't know if he will appreciate my describing it as McSweeney's-esque, but nonetheless that's what I'm doing, and that should give you kind of an idea of what to expect.
Go read it and be a better person for it.* And then find more of his stories at MattLeibel.com. (I recommend "Columbus Day," in honor of the grand festivities we all held yesterday. I had three pieces of Columbus Day cake!)
*Not a guarantee.