Tom takes his fandom too seriously
Word is, MGM has plans to reboot the RoboCop franchise. Which, in all likelihood, means a remake that will totally suck due to a complete lack of the witty satirical edge and awesomely uncompromising violent action of the original. You know, kind of like RoboCop 2 and RoboCop 3.
I only have this to say: back off, MGM. Don't ruin a classic with a humorless, moronic, watered-down Michael Bay-type quick-cut blurry CGI crapfest remake. Or else, I will be very mad. I'm not saying this is what will happen to you:
But I'm not saying it won't happen, either.
Now, excuse me; I'm going to go watch RoboCop. For the 2,587th time.