My weekend, by Tom the Dog

I have returned, safe and sound from my four-day river-rafting vacation. By which I mean, three days of eating delicious barbecue and drinking a plethora of adult beverages at a friend's house, and one day of actual rafting (in case you're asked to login by that irritating site -- login: tom_the_dog, password: irritating). And how was your weekend?

Actual content to come later. Or perhaps not. I'm still very tired, and I ache. Rowing is hard!