Why the current MTV generation has a new Vietnam to thin out their ranks

The MTV Movie Awards winners were announced today.

Wedding Crashers won Best Movie.

WEDDING CRASHERS WON BEST MOVIE.

Best Villain went to Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. As Mark said on the Mark & Brian radio show this morning: "That's retarded." I honestly don't know how I could sum that up better.

Also, Sexiest Performance went to Jessica Alba in Sin City. Jessica Alba didn't give even close to the sexiest performance in that movie, let alone of the year (in Sin City it would go Carla Gugino, Rosario Dawson, Jaime King, Brittany Murphy, Devon Aoki, and then Alba). I believe I've said it before, but I'll say it again, with authority:

JESSICA ALBA IS NOTHING SPECIAL.

I understand the MTV Movie Awards are of, for, and by idiots. But still. Shit like this makes my brain hurt.